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Facts with fun

At the age of 12, Martin Luther King became so depressed he tried committing suicide twice, by jumping out of his bedroom window.

It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.

Only 1 child in 20 are born on the day predicted by the doctor.

It is a criminal offence to drive around in a dirty car in Russia.

Sir Winston Churchill rationed himself to 15 cigars a day.

Some Eskimos have been known to use refrigerators to keep their food from freezing.

Between the two World War's, France was controlled by forty different governments.

The study of stupidity is called 'monology'.

A parthenophobic has a fear of virgins.

The two highest IQ's ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.

In parts of Malaya, the women keep harems of men.

The Toltecs, Seventh-century native Mexicans, went into battle with wooden swords so as not to kill their enemies.

When Albert Einstein died, his final words died with him. The nurse at his side didn't understand German.

compiled from http://home.bitworks.co.nz/trivia/human.htm

Hard earned FREEDOM

In October 1952, the British governor of Kenya, Sir Evelyn Baring, declared a state of emergency. Mau Mau rebels were attacking and killing African loyalists and white settlers in a quest for "land and freedom." Whites were in a panic, and the empire needed a swift show of force. What began as a military operation turned into an eight-year campaign of terror against Kenya's largest ethnic group, the Kikuyu. British soldiers herded nearly one million of them into detention camps and "emergency villages," where they endured forced labor, starvation, torture, and disease. At least 100,000 died.

Today we celebrate Madaraka Day, the day we got self rule from the colonialists, the imperialists, the god-damn British. I still do not believe that they believed what they were doing was right especially since it was identical to the holocaust. How do you go to a new land, claim it as yours and kill, tax and torture those from whom you took the land. I feel like puking every time I think about it. Life is such a bitch. "Imperial Reckoning: The Untold Story of Britain's Gulag in Kenya", is a book that tells of the injustices of British colonial rule. Get it, Read it!

Thierry Henry leaving Arsenal

I heard about this today morning and I swear I nearly cried. I LOVE Henry, to the extent permissible for a man to love another man without being gay. This is what he had to say

'Since I started playing football, there's been speculation about me going to a lot of clubs so that will never stop. As I said last week, for now I'm an Arsenal player.'

He went on to talk about being upset at Arsenal's consecutive fourth-place finishes in the Premier League:

'This year it was pretty difficult to see once again that we finished so far behind the top teams. It's been a long time that it's been the same top four. I'm actually getting annoyed that we're finishing at the end of the top four.'

Sounds to me like a guy getting ready to say thanks and move on.

Arsenal will not be the same without him especially now that everyone else in the team is barely out of puberty. Barcelona, the bastards, have been after Henry for as long as I can remember and now that Arsenal is down they target him because they know he'll being feeling disillusioned. Arsene must do all he can to keep him from going otherwise there will be lots of backlash from the fans.

We'll have to wait and see if it is just the tabloids who are looking for something to talk about. Please stay, Henry, please stay!!!!!

Technology

Apparently Bill gates was on TV showing off a fancy, new table that can among other things wirelessly transfer photos from a camera or mobile phone, order and pay for stuff using credit cards, etc, etc. its pretty neat.



The table costs about 10,000 dollars (ouch!!) but prices will come down with time. Pretty soon we'll be rebooting our tables, installing anti-viruses and ofcourse, looking at the blue screen of death that we have become accustomed to on Windoze systems. :) With the pace of technology these days one really has to wonder what next. Here are a couple of devices i would like to see

1. The githeri-sniffer

Warns its owner of the prescence of githeri at home or nearby and develops an exit strategy including calculating the location of the nearest Kenchic.

2. Instant IQ upgrader

This would be a best seller, a device that can be implanted in the heads of rdiculously stupid people that immediately increases their IQ. I'm not talking abot people who are not intelligent through no fault of their own, I'm talking about those that do not use their minds for reasons I am yet to discover. These include drivers who do not dim their lights, secretaries who feel they are the most important people on earth and treat the rest of humanity like scum, matatu drivers, George Bush, Jose Mourinho, Charles Njonjo, people who use their mobile phones in churches, cinemas, restuarants and other public places, Donald Trump, Manguerins, and the list goes on and on and on.....

3. Hangover cure

A device that instantly cures a hangover. I have a feeling I will need this one after this long weekend.

4. Temporary Girlfriend Replacement

A device that helps a guy out when, you know, the girlfriend has a headache, is out of town, is pissed at you for some inane reason like you forgot her birthday or you didnt notice that new hairstyle, or you told her the truth (like when she asks, "do these jeans make my butt look big?" and you reply, "No, you butt looks big because your butt IS big).

5. Report Writer

Software that thinks of ridiculous nonsense to write in reports, term papers, assignments, etc. One of my classmates(name withheld) has this knack of writing reports full of bullshit, just so that it is several pages longer than everyone else's. damn chic!!!

If you have ideas of other cool device that you would like to see made, write a comment and I'll send them all to my friend at MIT. Maybe he can help out!

Darfur, Miss USA and other news

I was watching CNN today morning and the recently announced sanctions on Sudan over Darfur were all over the news. CNN invited Sudan's ambassador to the US to give his view on the sanctions and I found him to be a very interesting man. According to him Sudan is trying its best to solve the Darfur crisis yet for every step they make forward, the US takes them 3 steps back. He went on to say that more peace keeping troops would not help alleviate the problem and that 150,000 well trained soldiers in Iraq had not stopped the violence.

The US has termed what is happening in Darfur as genocide and is now taking unilateral steps to stop it. China and Russia do not agree mainly because they rely on Sudanese oil and gas and without their support the US cannot pass any tough resolution against Sudan thus the unilateral steps. Its interesting how different sides see a situation differently depending on their own interests, very interesting.

In other news, Miss USA fell when on stage during the Miss Universe pageant held in Mexico City. Ha Ha Ha Ha! To add insult to injury the audience booed her after that. She must be a very strong character, she acted with an air of grace and dignity and even thanked the audience in Mexican!



And finally Britney Spears is in rehab again after she smashed her car while under the influence. Nini inasumbua huyu msichana!!!!

The Duke of Kabeteshire

"Sir" Charles Njonjo is at it again, you ask what? Proving that he is a horse's ass. Two weeks ago he got the balls to stand up and talk before men and what did he have to say, "East Africa is not ready to have a political federation". He went on further to say that he and others drank champagne when the East African Community crumbled in 1977. Now whether East Africa is ready for a political federation is a matter of opinion and he, like any other man, is entitled to his. What I'm disgruntled with was his belligerent behaviour and his total lack of belief in the abilities of Africans.


Charles "Mugane" Njonjo has a long history of snobbery. It is rumored that while at at Alliance High School, he rode to school on horse back at the start and close of school terms, escorted by Tribal Police, and that he was the only African who lived in the exclusive whites-only Muthaiga suburb prior to independence. There are widespread allegations that Njonjo has made statements that he is ashamed of being a Kikuyu, that he cannot shake hands with a Luo, and that he cannot entrust his safety to an African pilot. JACKASS!!!! People like Njonjo, Wacko Jacko, and other Black-white-supremist-wannabes should be shot or even better stripped naked, put in a bee hive and thrown down a cliff.


Francis Atwoli, agrees with me on this one issue and roundly told Njonjo to go somewhere private and respectfully self-fornicate(in not quite the same words). A writer in the Daily Nation, I cannot rememeber who or when, went on and on about how we were being intolerant about other people's views. If a mad man wakes up one morning and starts running around the village shouting "Eureka, Eureka, I have solved the Riemann Problems", whether he is right or wrong he will not be taken seriously. Sometimes what is said is nowhere as important as who says it. Charles Njonjo is a snob who cares nothing about his fellow African and should crawl back into the hole he came from.

Script for connecting to Safaricom GPRS on linux box

Here is a working chatscript for connecting to the safaricom gprs network
#provider script
/dev/rfcomm0 115200
connect '/usr/sbin/chat -v -f /etc/ppp/peers/chat-gprs'
noauth
defaultroute
debug
noipdefault
usepeerdns

Here is the chat script
TIMEOUT 5
ECHO ON
ABORT '\nBUSY\r'
ABORT '\nERROR\r'
ABORT '\nNO ANSWER\r'
ABORT '\nNO CARRIER\r'
ABORT '\nNO DIALTONE\r'
ABORT '\nRINGING\r\n\r\nRINGING\r'
'' \rAT
TIMEOUT 12
OK ATZ
OK 'AT+cgdcont=1,"IP","SAFARICOM"'
OK ATDT*99***1#

Iraq War

Over 650,000 Iraqis have died since the US and UK decided to invade Iraq in search of the elusive weapons of mass destruction. The ironic thing is, they have Saddam on trial for killing a few hundred Kurds.

The hypocrisies of democracy!!!!!!!!!!!